But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
did you just send me my own nude
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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