i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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