actually, I'm a sock model
Do you still have your period?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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