oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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