I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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