im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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