I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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