I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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