when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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