I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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