Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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