Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
