and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.