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• (248): View more from Michigan

  he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury

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• (661): View more from California

  Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"

  (773): View more from Illinois

  I forgot about that,good spring break.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He called his dick the "gentle giant"

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• (561): View more from Florida

  His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.

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