we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
