Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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