i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
