Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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