Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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