So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart