i barfeds in our rink
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro