think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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