are you still at the devil's house?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Text me some of your sweat
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