Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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