i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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