you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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