I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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