whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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