Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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