I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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