There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
