i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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