Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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