let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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