My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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