Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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