The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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