That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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