He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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