i think i recognize dicks better than faces
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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