I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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