obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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