Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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