Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.