whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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