idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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