Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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