no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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