This girl is more easily done than said...
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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