Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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