you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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