whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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