Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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