You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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