I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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