he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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